Finals Week as Told by Star Wars
by Mary-Cate Machalec
Finals: The Fear Awakens
It finally hits you how close finals week is
You go to your professor’s review session, but you’re sitting in the audience like:
You try to study at the PCL, but it’s beyond crowded and someone’s taken your favorite study spot
You put off studying by calculating what you have to make on the final to pass the class
You study so much that personal hygiene becomes a low priority
And then you realize your final is cumulative…
And somehow everything becomes more fun than studying, including cleaning your bathroom and doing laundry
You meet up with your study group, but they don’t know anything either
You start becoming philosophical about being a student
Go to college, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
You’ve studied so much you can’t even pretend to care anymore
Then your roommate busts out the tough love on you?
And all you want to do is cry
But then you finally see your bed…
You begin to think you’ve studied enough
And then you walk into your first final….
Your professor hands out the test and all that’s running through your mind is:
And you know your professor is thinking:
But suddenly you’re done and you walk out of your last final like:
You survived finals week, and a whole month of freedom awaits you
And you finally make it home for Christmas break
Good luck with finals, Longhorns, and
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